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so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

Maybe humans wanting to fuck aliens isn’t that weird

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I GUESS the upside to having a weird semi-perverted last name (depending on where in relation to the gutter your brain is) is that people will uHh hhh  notice it when it’s in a pile of resumes i guess? like the boss is like “hey lemme see that one CV again.. yeah the one with the last name that is basically Fellatio” i get a second glance, baby, thats all me 

I would like to get married so that my professional name was something else :| i hate my last name honestly im tired of it

“Research suggests that a Mediterranean diet full of fruits, vegetables, seafood, olive oil and lean meats can prevent and even treat depression.”

it;s almost like giving your body the nutrients it needs to function optimally is like… good for you? and can help your state of mind, at least a little bit? GOOD JOB WSJ & RESEARCHERS YOU DID IT, YOU SOLVED DEPRESSION

uhhh their marketing director lives in sharon CT so…… yeah highly doubt theyre doing work from nYC ANYWAYYY YYAYY Y Y still gonna apply since i have loved them since i was 10 years old 

the only problem with the tea company is that while it is in a BEAUTIFUL and adorable town that I really loved visiting as a kid, it is also like, bumfuck in the middle of no where.

i dont know if the design and marketing team is actually in NYC though, I will ask when i email my resume